This was a triumph. ⏎ I'm making a note here: ⏎ HUGE SUCCESS. ⏎ It's hard to overstate ⏎ my satisfaction. ⏎ Aperture Science ⏎ We do what we must ⏎ because we can. ⏎ For the good of all of us. ⏎ Except the ones who are dead. ⏎ ⏎ But there's no sense crying ⏎ over every mistake. ⏎ You just keep on trying ⏎ till you run out of cake. ⏎ And the Science gets done. ⏎ And you make a neat gun. ⏎ For the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ I'm not even angry. ⏎ I'm being so sincere right now. ⏎ Even though you broke my heart. ⏎ And killed me. ⏎ And tore me to pieces. ⏎ And threw every piece into a fire. ⏎ As they burned it hurt because ⏎ I was so happy for you! ⏎ Now these points of data ⏎ make a beautiful line. ⏎ And we're out of beta. ⏎ We're releasing on time. ⏎ So I'm GLaD. I got burned. ⏎ Think of all the things we learned ⏎ for the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ Go ahead and leave me. ⏎ I think I prefer to stay inside. ⏎ Maybe you'll find someone else ⏎ to help you. ⏎ Maybe Black Mesa... ⏎ THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. ⏎ Anyway, this cake is great. ⏎ It's so delicious and moist. ⏎ Look at me still talking ⏎ when there's Science to do. ⏎ When I look out there, ⏎ it makes me GLaD I'm not you. ⏎ I've experiments to run. ⏎ There is research to be done. ⏎ On the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ PS: And believe me I am ⏎ still alive. ⏎ PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm ⏎ still alive. ⏎ PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ FINAL THOUGHT: ⏎ While you're dying I'll be ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ FINAL THOUGHT PS: ⏎ And when you're dead I will be ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ STILL ALIVE ⏎ ⏎ THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING ⏎ IN THIS ⏎ ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!🏁

This was a triumph. ⏎ I'm making a note here: ⏎ HUGE SUCCESS. ⏎ It's hard to overstate ⏎ my satisfaction. ⏎ Aperture Science ⏎ We do what we must ⏎ because we can. ⏎ For the good of all of us. ⏎ Except the ones who are dead. ⏎ ⏎ But there's no sense crying ⏎ over every mistake. ⏎ You just keep on trying ⏎ till you run out of cake. ⏎ And the Science gets done. ⏎ And you make a neat gun. ⏎ For the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ I'm not even angry. ⏎ I'm being so sincere right now. ⏎ Even though you broke my heart. ⏎ And killed me. ⏎ And tore me to pieces. ⏎ And threw every piece into a fire. ⏎ As they burned it hurt because ⏎ I was so happy for you! ⏎ Now these points of data ⏎ make a beautiful line. ⏎ And we're out of beta. ⏎ We're releasing on time. ⏎ So I'm GLaD. I got burned. ⏎ Think of all the things we learned ⏎ for the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ Go ahead and leave me. ⏎ I think I prefer to stay inside. ⏎ Maybe you'll find someone else ⏎ to help you. ⏎ Maybe Black Mesa... ⏎ THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. ⏎ Anyway, this cake is great. ⏎ It's so delicious and moist. ⏎ Look at me still talking ⏎ when there's Science to do. ⏎ When I look out there, ⏎ it makes me GLaD I'm not you. ⏎ I've experiments to run. ⏎ There is research to be done. ⏎ On the people who are ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ PS: And believe me I am ⏎ still alive. ⏎ PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm ⏎ still alive. ⏎ PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ FINAL THOUGHT: ⏎ While you're dying I'll be ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ FINAL THOUGHT PS: ⏎ And when you're dead I will be ⏎ still alive. ⏎ ⏎ STILL ALIVE ⏎ ⏎ THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING ⏎ IN THIS ⏎ ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!🏁